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You May Live in Alaska

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t even work there, you may live in Alaska
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Alaska.
If you’ve had a lengthy phone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Alaska.
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Alaska.
If you know several people who have hit a moose more than once, you may live in Alaska.
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Alaska.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Alaska.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Alaska.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live Alaska.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Alaska.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Alaska.
If driving is better in the winter because potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Alaska.
If you know all 4 seasons’ almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Alaska.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Alaska.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward then to all your Alaskan friends and others, you definitely live in Alaska. 
 

Comments on: "You May Live in Alaska" (1)

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